Introducing . . .

Photography by Sophie

Photographers Beware! Competition is on the rise!

This bold, new, in-your- face photographer will surely be in high demand in no time. To book a session, leave a comment on this post or find me on facebook where her fame has reached tens of people. Below is a simple disclaimer along with a few tips for optimum photography with Sophie.

This is actually quite a lovely shot of the photographer’s oldest sister.

This, not so much.

Sorry, Cammie.


Disclaimer:

Photographer does not drive nor does she have a driver’s license. Your willingness to either pick her up or have your session on her property drastically reduces cost. Quality depends on equipment used. Pictures taken with her Fisher Price camera are almost free. Permission is rarely asked, granted or given for use of her family’s equipment. This does not, however, stop her from using said equipment. The Droid 2 is her most popular choice. Parents are not responsible for inappropriate shots. Proceeds will help fund a washer and dryer upgrade.

Random shot. You’re awestruck, aren’t you?

Mom & Dad can use a washer and dryer upgrade.

Book your session NOW!

Not sold yet?

Take a look at some of her earlier self-pic shots:

Stunning, no?

You can hardly contain yourself, I’m sure.

Go ahead, book that session!


Before your session, consider the following tips:

1. By all means, PLUCK YOUR NOSE HAIRS! Up the nostrils shots are almost guaranteed. This is not only in the case of her self-pics. Consider her stature and be sure she WILL GET YOUR NOSTRILS.
2. Remember dental hygiene. This is normally a given for photo sessions. However, prepare to get up close and personal and make sure those pearly whites are actually white with nothing in between those teeth. **We are not responsible for inappropriate shots. See Disclaimer.
3. Prepare for a double chin even if you do not have one. Again, this not only goes for her self-pictures but for her clients as well. So don’t take it personal. Pictures DO sometimes lie.
4. Remember, she does not drive. The sky is the limit with location. IF you drive.
5. Book fast! Who could resist her for Senior pictures, the upcoming Christmas season, Homecoming and just every day life.

There you have it!

You’re welcome for this awesome once in a lifetime opportunity!!!