Diet Coke and Money Laundering
No post since Cammie’s birthday post. Why?
Oh… many reasons. My trip down Memory Lane sapped my emotions.
Sinuses…. well, that could sum it up.
Fighting with Sophie over Diet Coke. Sad. I know. She shouldn’t even know it exists. Much less demand to have it. After a trip to Target with Cammie and Courtney, she insisted that the fountain Diet Coke they brought me (oh, they love their Mom) was hers. OH. NO! It took a while, but I won. I was not going to lose that battle. Because toddlers should have juice and milk. NOT Diet Coke. AND because it was MINE! 🙂 And I’m sick. AND it was MINE!
After a time out for whining and carrying on, I summoned her to my bed where I lay with great sinus pain and pressure. I made her look at me. I told her she would go to her bed next if she whined and cried and screamed like that again. Oh, I was eye level to her and all. And I tried to hold her attention. But although her head was pointed in my direction, her eyes were turned to the right, staring at the Diet Coke on my nightstand as she inched her little hand towards it. Oh, the power of the Diet Coke.
And aside from all of the above drama….I must admit, I’ve been doing some money laundering.
Yes. That’s right! I’m money laundering. It all started when Sophie and her Hello Kitty wallet were introduced to money. Lots of coins. No one can say NO to the toddler with the change purse. It’s quite fascinating how pockets and purses are emptied for this little child and her little wallet. And now she has a second wallet because Meeka (Joe’s Mom…oh we don’t know why Sophie calls her Meeka instead of Grandma) heard of this newfound discovery of money. And both wallets have lots of coins. And dollars. And Sophie likes to empty them. And try to count them. And put them back and empty them again. And put them in her pockets. Except she doesn’t always have pockets on her clothing. So she sticks them in her Pull-Up or her panties. And what happens? Money laundering. Lots of coins washed and dried. I seem to remember a rule, nay, a law, that states that “whatever items or monies are retrieved from the washer, dryer or clothing therein, becomes the property of the launderer”.
But who would take money from her on little toddler? Not me! It’s not like it’s Diet Coke or something.
…..A Diet Coke lovin’ Mom
I got this web page from my buddy who told me concerning this web page and now
this time I am visiting this web site and reading
very informative articles here.
I blog frequently and I truly thank you for your content.
This article has truly peaked my interest. I will take a note of
your blog and keep checking for new information about once a week.
I opted in for your RSS feed too.
I’ve been browsing online more than 4 hours today, yet I
never found any interesting article like yours. It’s pretty worth
enough for me. In my opinion, if all website owners and bloggers made good content
as you did, the net will be much more useful than ever before.
This info is priceless. Where can I find out more?
I used to be recommended this website by way of my cousin.
I am not certain whether or not this publish is written by
way of him as no one else understand such specific approximately my
problem. You’re incredible! Thanks!
Thank you for sharing your info. I truly appreciate your efforts and I am waiting for your next post thank you once again.
Good day! I know this is kinda off topic but I’d figured I’d
ask. Would you be interested in exchanging links or maybe guest
authoring a blog post or vice-versa? My blog covers a lot of the same topics
as yours and I think we could greatly benefit
from each other. If you might be interested feel free
to shoot me an e-mail. I look forward to hearing from you!
Awesome blog by the way!
Hey! This is kind of off topic but I need some help from
an established blog. Is it difficult to set up
your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty fast.
I’m thinking about making my own but I’m not sure where to start.
Do you have any tips or suggestions? Appreciate it
Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if
you knew of any widgets I could add to my blog that automatically tweet my
newest twitter updates. I’ve been looking for a
plug-in like this for quite some time and was hoping maybe you
would have some experience with something like this.
Please let me know if you run into anything.
I truly enjoy reading your blog and I look forward to your new updates.
Hi there, its nice paragraph about media print, we all
be aware of media is a impressive source of data.
It’s really very complex in this busy life to listen news on TV, therefore I only use world wide web for
that reason, and get the latest information.
Definitely believe that which you said. Your favorite reason appeared to be on the net the
simplest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I certainly get annoyed while people think about worries
that they just do not know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side effect ,
people can take a signal. Will probably be back to get more.
Thanks
It is not my first time to visit this web page, i am
browsing this web site dailly and obtain nice facts from here every day.
My brother recommended I might like this web site.
He was totally right. This post actually made my day. You can not
imagine just how much time I had spent for this info!
Thanks!
Hey! This is kind of off topic but I need some advice from an established blog.
Is it difficult to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I
can figure things out pretty fast. I’m thinking about making my
own but I’m not sure where to start. Do you have any ideas
or suggestions? Many thanks
I’m really enjoying the design and layout of your site.
It’s a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more enjoyable
for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a developer to create your theme?
Outstanding work!
Мы рекомендуем посетить веб-сайт https://photo-res.ru/.
Кроме того, не забудьте добавить сайт в закладки: https://photo-res.ru/
These are truly impressive ideas in regarding blogging. You have
touched some nice factors here. Any way
keep up wrinting.
Мы рекомендуем посетить веб-сайт https://telegra.ph/Internet-magazin-Rybachok-vash-partner-v-mire-rybnoj-lovli-04-15.
Кроме того, не забудьте добавить сайт в закладки: https://telegra.ph/Internet-magazin-Rybachok-vash-partner-v-mire-rybnoj-lovli-04-15
Мы рекомендуем посетить веб-сайт https://burger-kings.ru/.
Кроме того, не забудьте добавить сайт в закладки: https://burger-kings.ru/
Мы рекомендуем посетить веб-сайт https://lostfiilmtv.ru/.
Кроме того, не забудьте добавить сайт в закладки: https://lostfiilmtv.ru/
Мы рекомендуем посетить веб-сайт для ознакомления с методами налоговой оптимизации ссылка.
Не пропустите возможность узнать больше о важности налогового аудита для вашего бизнеса, добавьте в закладки нашу страницу: ссылка
Мы рекомендуем посетить веб-сайт https://mehelper.ru/.
Кроме того, не забудьте добавить сайт в закладки: https://mehelper.ru/